"Besides, does anyone really like having a tongue in their ear? It is akin to a worm trying to take over your head. It is just gross. I would rather have a raccoon’s dick shoved into my navel than have a tongue stuffed into either one of my ears. Now nibbling is a different story. Just give me some tiny bites on any part of me and I am rendered harder than mahogany in the Arctic Circle. I think I am going to drag my wife upstairs and rub something against her. No, I mean it. She has lint on her sweater and the sticky lint brush is on the counter in our bathroom. What did you think I was talking about? You guys are fucking perverts, man – get your head out of the gutter. That is my wife you are thinking about! God, my wife is hot."